Even Saw the Lights of the Goodyear Blimp...And it Said Ice Cube's a Pimp

Cubs beat the birds on a walk off in extra innings. Bulls beat the defending champs in OT to start the playoffs. Blackhawks beat the Cal-GARY Fle-Mays to go up 2-0 in their playoff series.


Unless Chicago sleeps with Scarlett Johannsen tonight, this is about as good as it gets.

(INSERT ROSE PUN HERE)

D. Rose makes his debut tonight.

Let's just hope they are at least worth watching this year.

Go Rays.