Someone got a gold star from their copy editor today...

From today's Sun-Times article about Pie's unfortunate injury...

One man's torsion could be another's twist of fate in the Cubs' center-field competition.

Really? That's what you went with? What, you couldn't find a way to work testicular into a headline?

What about just the headline "Nuts." No? Too straightforward?

You sicken me.

More later.

Go Cubs.