Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Someone got a gold star from their copy editor today...

From today's Sun-Times article about Pie's unfortunate injury...

One man's torsion could be another's twist of fate in the Cubs' center-field competition.

Really? That's what you went with? What, you couldn't find a way to work testicular into a headline?

What about just the headline "Nuts." No? Too straightforward?

You sicken me.

More later.

Go Cubs.

3 comments:

  1. Felix Pie Testicle Watch Day One: Current Status: Achy.

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  2. Felix gave new meaning to the cheesy line 'Holy testicle Tuesday'.

    Enough said.

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  3. How about: "Pie Hits a Curved Ball"

    Of course, this is all very ironic because the other day you posted the Jerry Crasnic comment that Pie can't hit breaking balls.

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