Thy Name is Douche

So, I made it to the bar to watch my Cubs on TV for the first time. I ask my bartender, who I know quite well, to turn it on and he says he can't. Why? Because this douche bag at the bar "wants to see basketball on every TV in his viewing area." I wish I was making that up.

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So, for those of you unfamiliar with my local watering hole (Finley Dunnes), that means he is now in control of 6 42" plasmas. Marquette game. Check. G. Tech. Yep. Wichita v. Drake. Of course. And don't forget the always entertaining Purdue/Northwestern slug fest. So, instead of basking in the glory of a meaningless, yet mesmerizing game of Cactus League baseball, I'm stuck watching crappy men's basketball. Good one, God. You got me.

What's the opposite of good times? Oh yeah. Not good times.

Go Cubs.

UPDATE: Got to see Marquette blow a game, so the days not a total wash.

UPDATE #2: From what I can tell watching the "live" box score, Kerry gave up a 3 run shot to Toriiiiii. Awesome.

Go Cubs.

Go Cubs.