0-9. That's the Cubs record with me in the stands dating back to the start of the 2008 season. Seriously.
ZERO WINS.
They haven't won in OVER A YEAR with me in attendance. I don't know why this is continues to happen. I have not taunted the baseball gods. I avoid cracks. I walk around ladders. I don't break mirrors. I haven't crossed paths with any black cats. I have not looked at a new moon over my left shoulder nor have I sung before breakfast (thanks Google). And yet...the Cubs continue to lose. It's infuriating. With that in mind, I have some good news and some bad news.
First the bad news. I am going today. Sorry.
Good news? If they lose today, I will not go anymore. I promise (not really).
Go Cubs.
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Thanks douche... 0-10
ReplyDeleteI know. I am banned. My plan now is to watch a game from an undisclosed location and if they win, I can move geographically closer for the next game. If they win a bunch in a row, I might be able to watch a game near the field...
ReplyDeleteWell they won today. Your one step closer to being allowed back within 500 feet.
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