I know it is probably too late to ask you this, but...We were wondering if you could find time today to pay a quick visit to Jim "Where's the Buffet?" Hendry for us and try to convince him to reconsider signing Jim Edmonds when he clears waivers this afternoon. We know you have bigger problems, but we just hate him SO much and none of us sane folk want to see him in a Cubs uniform or worse (gagging) root for that washed up SOB for the next 4 months.
If you can't find it in your heart to change his mind outright, could you at least just whisper things like "What about Kenny Lofton?" or "You don't want to have to hire a body guard do you?" softly into his Dumbo-sized ears for us?
Thanks.
Yours Truly,
Cubs Fans (all the ones who aren't bat shit crazy at least)
PS. Also, if you could remove one of Edmonds patella tendons while you're at it, that would be super.
Go Cubs.
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