Moises Answers Question No One is Asking

Apparently it's a slow news day over at the Worldwide Leader, because I came across this little gem of a link this afternoon.

Alou says he wouldn't have caught Bartman ball in 2003 NLCS

He's quoted as saying:

"Everywhere I play, even now, people still yell, 'Bartman! Bartman!' I feel really bad for the kid," Alou told Associated Press columnist Jim Litke.

"You know what the funny thing is?" he added a moment later. "I wouldn't have caught it, anyway."

Why would anyone give a flying f#%k about this anymore, Moises? Go pee on your hands or something. Toolbox.

On a somehow related note, this is the perfect segue into explaining how we came up with the name of our humble little blog. Details to follow soon.

How's that for a teaser?

Go Cubs.