Saturday Afternoon Non-Cubs Related Time Waster

Bobby Howry blows another game, Cubs lose at Washington, ugh. Not a whole lot to get excited about the last couple days.

So...

There have been numerous cases in Chicago of young men between 18-35 getting drunk with friends at some bar downtown in Chicago, leaving to head home and going missing, only to be founds months later washed up on the shores of Gary or New Buffalo. Originally, it was thought to simply be cases of stupid young people getting too drunk, walking down to the near the Chicago river and falling in. However, a group of detectives from New York, on their own time, are attempting to piece together these killings in order to identify what they think is the work of a group of serial killers working throughout the midwest. Creepy stuff.

So what does this have to do with the Cubs? Nothing, really, except that I'm wondering when I can convince all the Cubs relievers (except for Marmol and Wood) to come out drinking near the Chicago river.