Are You Ready to Have Your Mind Blown?

Well are you?

I was surfing for stats this afternoon on ESPN trying to figure out how I could be so god awful in my keeper league (I'm looking at you Andruw) and came across this.

Pretty friggin' impressive. Especially when you compare it to this.

This year's team is on pace to surpass the 2007 run TOTAL by about game 130. Wow. I am without speech. I hope that amazing stat helps get you through a weekend of having to watch Eric Patterson try to break his brother's record for most pitches in the dirt swung on and missed.

Go Cubs.