Monday, June 30, 2008

Weekend Roundup

A few notes from the weekend. Keeping it short, because, like the rest of the Cubs fans, I'm busy finding the tallest building I can jump off.

Aramis Ramirez will be out three games for "family matters." Damn you, Urkel.

A quick rundown on the players either injured and/or missing time on the team in the last 20 days:
Soriano
Zambrano
Johnson
Edmonds
Theriot
Ward
Ramirez
Fukudome
Eyre

In case you're having a hard time with the whole counting thing, that's 9 players on the 25 man roster. Its been a fun few weeks.

"Hey, let's leak some stories about how Rich Hill is 'improving' and maybe someone will take him off our hands."

Minor league umps, minor league calls.

Zambrano is apparently ready to go. Then again, if he was standing in front of you with his own severed right arm in his hands, he'd tell you he's ready to go.

Hopefully, the week of suck is over. Cubs are 4-8 in their last 12. In the words of Harry Doyle, "I guess we should be glad that at least nobody spiked themselves."

1 comment:

  1. (Bitter commentary deleted). Can we at least address the umps from last night? Holy Jebus were they terrible.

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