Weekend Roundup

According to Pat Hughes, today is the first day in the 13 years he has been the Cubs broadcaster that the Cubs have been more than 4 games ahead of the Cardinals. I have no idea if that's true, but...ugh.

Department of Redundancy Department: Joe Morgan=Asshat. And now, a liar too.

The Cubs are still trying to save face on the $10 million they gave to Szmardksfsdfdlkhdfliudfhlw. Despite a near 5 ERA at AA, he's George Jefferson.

The White Sox whine and bitch about Wrigley Field, and (possibly) call the stadium security to eject hecklers, and the Cubs say nothing and just beat their asses. Well, maybe they said a little bit.

Carlos Zambrano: Not Gay. And he'll prove it. On the mound. Or something.
*linked to google's cached copy because chicagosports.com took the story down.


Paul Sullivan needs to stop whining about players who don't suck up to him. Of the "Best/Worst of the weekend," Aramis Ramirez gets "best player," but every "worst" is a Cub, for no other reason than they don't give good quotes.

Carlos Marmol needs to adjust his release point. Just don't make the same "adjustments" Shane Falco made.

Speaking of everyone's favorite headcase, his start on Friday was nosogood. He's being sent to Mesa for a "mental break." In with the good air, out with the bad air...in with the good air, out with the bad air...