
Dear Alexis-
Its good to have you back with the big club.
I know it must have been tough watching your husband toil away in Iowa, what with all the water and stuff. I'm sure you did your best to help him through that time while you were in Phoenix, where there are plenty of healthy and mentally stable people there to take care of you.

Anyway, I just thought I'd drop you a note and let you know that we here at FOTG are very excited to have you back periodically on our television sets, as you graciously allow Bob Brenly to gawk at you and stumble over his words.
Sincerely,
The Losers at Five Outs To Go
P.S. Do your best to make sure your husband doesn't suck ass.
God bless her.
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