Six Completely (well, mostly) UnCub Observations from the Weekend

Why six and not ten? Because shut up, that's why.


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1. Gary Busey is crazy in all the best ways.

2. Mark DeRosa was, by far, the nicest guy in Cubs camp last week. And there wasn't even a second place. Unlike every other player on the team, he stopped for autographs and pictures virtually every time he walked between fields. Get well soon, Mark.

3. Trying to decide which of the “I'm fucking Matt Damon/Ben Affleck” videos is funnier is like trying to choose between your children. Only harder. See for yourself:





4. So Ben Wallace and his foot long afro was traded for Drew Gooden and his foot long beard. The league would be a lot more fun if all teams were required to only trade guys with goofy hair for other guys with goofy hair.

5. By the way, the NBA would then be required to have a Scot Pollard Rule like the Larry Bird Rule for salaries-a team can be allowed to go over the Goofy Hair Cap if it has a player that is certifiably crazy.

6. If it snows one more time, I'm walking to WGN studios, finding Tom Skilling, and punching him in the junk.