We finally went inside to watch the last 50 laps...
Problem was that there was no sun indoors and Marty may not be that big of fan of the NASCAR.
Came back to the Villa and went down to the hot tub. I wish I could share stories about how we met a bunch of really interesting old folks, but unfortunately we only had one giant fake boobed lady and her down home husband. We didn't really talk, we just side-eyed (PATENT PENDING) her boobs. Good times.
After that, we went back to the outdoor bar and watched the MOST important all-star game ever...nba. Our topic tonight...players in the Israeli league. We knew that the best of the best from MU play there, but it seems...thanks to Marty's fancy phone...that a lot of the player drafted since 98 seem to play there. This joke is funnier if I remembered any of them, sorry. This is probably when I should mention the drink Marty keeps ordering...Dreamsicle.
It apparently tastes just like the actual popsicle or something, He's the one with the free place so who am I to judge...but jesus...really?
BTW, in case you were getting worried, I am actually here too.
It's a beer, I swear. I have no idea why it looks like a giant orange juice.
Anyway, sorry to be boring, but nothing really happened today. Totally unrelated...Legend of Bagger Vance AND Any Given Sunday are quality flicks.
Did I read that receipt correctly? Is a Dreamsicle the size of a Super Big Gulp, or are you real out-pacing Marty 7 Bud Lights to his one Dreamsicle?
ReplyDeleteI noticed the ridiculous ratio as well. And what's with the random 10% discount? Anyone who is "man" enough to order a dreamsicle gets 10% off?
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